June 2012
160 posts
veronica-mae:
I can’t believe the tumblr mobile app is actually useful now! Haven’t tested it to see if you can send asks or answer privately yet though…
But damn at least we can search tags now!!!
peace love and pink hair: if you make a panda in... →
kiango:
the-safeword-is-dracula:
rainfel:
trollhorn:
elusi:
trollhorn:
elusi:
nightsaber:
Hint: No one gives a shit.
yes
LOL PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT PANDAS
pls
i’m allowed to hate jokes, fuck off lmao
explain how pandas are a…
one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
How to scare the shit out of your cat.
Have your daily laugh-gasm here!
SHIT I CAN'T MAKE UP: Convo between my 7year-old...
(Names have been altered slightly, just in case.)
Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
Pearl: Oh.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just an't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Matt: Really?
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage. I almost cried out of happiness. Later, when I was asked if boys could kiss anyone they wanted, I replied "only if they want to kiss you back." And Josie responded "Yeah! Your body your life.")
My students are the shit.
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Just Installed Missing e.
Yes, it is quite awesome, I think I am going to like it.
I want sex. Hard, rough, mind blowing sex.
Bold what you’ve done
Seen a play. Had braces. Been out of the country. Gotten surgery. Been to Disneyland/Disney World. Had children. Gotten a job. Had your own garden. Been to church regularly. Had your own car. Been bungee jumping. Been shopping in New York. Built a snowman. Been skiing. Gotten a college degree. Had a serious boyfriend. Had sex. Gotten a good tan. Exercised regularly. Had a good book collection....
